33 Halloween Funny Questions and Answers

Ready for Halloween-For-A-Champion? Here are 33 funny Halloween questions and answers you might want to use on Halloween day. Some are funny while some will make you laugh for their dumbness.

Halloween Question: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
Answer: A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

Halloween Question: Halloween Question: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
Answer: A cereal killer

Halloween Question: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Answer: Bamboo

Halloween Question: What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
Answer: A sucker

Halloween Question: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
Answer: A stake sandwich.

Halloween Question: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
Answer: A sand-witch

Halloween Question: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
Answer: A trombone

Halloween Question: What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
Answer: A scareplane

Halloween Question: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Answer: Coffee with scream and sugar.

Halloween Question: What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Answer: Bloodhounds

Halloween Question: When does a skeleton laugh?
Answer: When something tickles his funny bone

Halloween Question: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
Answer: They’re so wrapped up in themselves.

Halloween Question: Why was the mummy so tense?
Answer: He was all wound up

Halloween Question: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Answer: Boo boos

Halloween Question: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Answer: Frostbite

Halloween Question: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Answer: Ghost-Toasties

Halloween Question: What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Answer: Casketball

Halloween Question: What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Answer: Booberries

Halloween Question: What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Answer: Fasten your sheet belts.

Halloween Question: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Answer: Fangsgiving

Halloween Question: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
Answer: You look boo-tiful tonight

Halloween Question: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Answer: Dead ends

Halloween Question: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Answer: “Do you believe in people?”

Halloween Question: Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
Answer: They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

Halloween Question: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Answer: Hoblin Goblin

Halloween Question: What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein

Halloween Question: Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Answer: Because they don’t have any body to go out with!

Halloween Question: What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Answer: Lemon-slime

Halloween Question: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Answer: Tweets

Halloween Question: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Answer: Spookgetti

Halloween Question: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs

Halloween Question: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
Answer: To improve his bite

Halloween Question: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Answer: Bone appetit !

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