9 Dirty, Inappropriate, & Sarcastic Halloween Sayings for Adults

These dirty sarcastic and funny Halloween sayings for adults will really spice up your Halloween night. Well it’s Halloween and dirty here is not really so dirty. These sayings have some sarcasm, some are double meanings. Thus many feel they are, not so clean! Anyway enjoy these so called dirty or sarcastic Halloween sayings and quotes.

Dirty Sarcastic and Funny Halloween Sayings for Adults

Dirty Sarcastic and Funny Halloween Sayings for Adults

Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin’ as a mole ~James Ferguson

Why can’t Witches have babies? Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls! ~Unknown Author

If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
~Doug Coupland

That’s why we’re doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don’t have anything against it (Halloween), but it’s not our tradition. ~Fernando Flores

If you just lick it, it will last longer. The candy of course! ~Original saying from HalloweenSayings.net

They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. ~Original saying from HalloweenSayings.net

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~Jean Baudrillard

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. ~Arab Curse

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Tewin


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