These dirty sarcastic and funny Halloween sayings for adults will really spice up your Halloween night. Well it’s Halloween and dirty here is not really so dirty. These sayings have some sarcasm, some are double meanings. Thus many feel they are, not so clean! Anyway enjoy these so called dirty or sarcastic Halloween sayings and quotes.
Dirty Sarcastic and Funny Halloween Sayings for Adults
Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin’ as a mole ~James Ferguson
Why can’t Witches have babies? Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls! ~Unknown Author
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
That’s why we’re doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don’t have anything against it (Halloween), but it’s not our tradition. ~Fernando Flores
If you just lick it, it will last longer. The candy of course! ~Original saying from HalloweenSayings.net
They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. ~Original saying from HalloweenSayings.net
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~Jean Baudrillard
May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. ~Arab Curse
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Tewin