Well it’s Halloween and dirty here is not really so dirty. These sayings have some sarcasm, some are double meanings. Thus many feel they are, not so clean! Anyway enjoy these so called dirty or sarcastic Halloween sayings and quotes. There isn’t much for now but I will add more as I come across.
Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin’ as a mole ~James Ferguson
Why can’t Witches have babies? Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls! ~Unknown Author
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
That’s why we’re doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don’t have anything against it (Halloween), but it’s not our tradition. ~Fernando Flores
If you just lick it, it will last longer. The candy of course! ~Popular Saying (Unknown Author)
They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. ~Popular Saying (Unknown Author)
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~Jean Baudrillard
May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. ~Arab Curse
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Unknown Author