Funny Halloween Sayings Phrases and Quotes

Halloween celebration is ought to be funny. Well, actually it need to be scary while being funny. Hmm, getting the meaning? So here is our list of the funniest Halloween sayings, phrases and quotes to add the well deserved funny mood in Halloween celebration.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.” ~Rita Rudner

If you really want to have the scariest Jack-O-Lantern, carve it to look like Justin Bieber. I’m sure you’ll scare the hell out of all the real guys. ~Popularsayings.net

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. ~Loretta Lynn

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

Witchie, Witchie
Screamie, Screamie
Happy, Happy
Halloweenie! ~Unknown Author

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen

You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake. ~Carolyn Wells

I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me? ~Drew Carey

A woman drew her long black hair out tight
And fiddled whisper music on those strings
And bats with baby faces in the violet light
Whistled, and beat their wings
And crawled head downward down a blackened wall ~T.S. Eliot

I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. ~Tracy Chapman

May those that love us, love us
And those that don’t love us
May God turn their hearts
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts
May He turn their ankles
So we’ll know them by their limping ~Old Irish Toast

I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there’s a lot more blood. They’re obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction. ~Donald Pleasence

Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you. ~Classics IV

What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar. ~Unknown Author

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. ~Lorna Luft

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. ~Richard Harris Barham