Grab these! 17 catchy yet Funny Halloween Sayings and Quotes. Halloween celebration is ought to be funny. Well, actually it need to be scary while being funny. Hmm, getting the meaning? Feel free to use these funny Halloween sayings on your cards, shirts, caps, signs, and anywhere you deem it is right to write something.
Funny Halloween Sayings
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.” ~Rita Rudner
If you really want to have the scariest Jack-O-Lantern, carve it to look like Justin Bieber. I’m sure you’ll scare the hell out of all the real guys. ~Tewin
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. ~Loretta Lynn
Where there is no imagination there is no horror. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.
Witchie, Witchie
Screamie, Screamie
Happy, Happy
Halloweenie! ~Unknown Author
Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen
You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake. ~Carolyn Wells
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me? ~Drew Carey
A woman drew her long black hair out tight
And fiddled whisper music on those strings
And bats with baby faces in the violet light
Whistled, and beat their wings
And crawled head downward down a blackened wall ~T.S. Eliot
I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. ~Tracy Chapman
May those that love us, love us
And those that don’t love us
May God turn their hearts
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts
May He turn their ankles
So we’ll know them by their limping ~Old Irish Toast
I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there’s a lot more blood. They’re obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction. ~Donald Pleasence
Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you. ~Classics IV
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar. ~Unknown Author
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. ~Lorna Luft
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. ~Richard Harris Barham
